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Sean Van Vleet didn’t want to have to do this, but here comes the smolder.

Max Steger wishes on a shooting star that he’ll be able to beat all these fans on Words with Friends. Every single one of them.

After being bit by a radioactive spider, Sean Van Vleet endures headaches, nausea, and chills before his spidey-senses take effect.

Sean Van Vleet gets a time-out for biting Ryan Luciani on the playground.

Sean Van Vleet meets his hero, Santa Claus. And people tried to tell him he wasn’t real.

Ryan Luciani tests the quantum theory of atoms in liquid molecules.

Sean Van Vleet reenacts the pivotal scene from Titanic. Unfortunately, no one wanted to be Jack.

Sean Van Vleet sells Girl Scout cookies and will include a free song of your choice if you buy two boxes or more.

Tom Conrad, Chicago’s hottest socialite, poses for the paparazzi.

Ryan Luciani furthers his career as Chicago’s best dog whisperer.

Ryan Luciani shares a quiet moment with his horse before his jousting match.

Sean Van Vleet practices his butterfly stroke for the Olympics.

Sean Van Vleet being upset he’s a quarter short for the parking meter.